Graphic T-Shirt — “This Is Your Brain on Crooks”

This garment-dyed tee brings quiet humor and vintage-catalog charm to your everyday wardrobe. A two-panel anatomical illustration sits center chest: the first panel shows a thoughtful brain, labeled with a dry observation; the second panel shows the same brain wearing sunglasses and a sly grin — a winked commentary that lands with a soft, retro inked look. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear, while the garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a lived-in color and texture that only improves with time. Cut with a relaxed silhouette and available in a broad range of colors and sizes, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a conversational staple for casual days, campus life, or low-key meetups where personality matters more than polish.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, durable, and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for lasting construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean, waste-reducing design
- Sizes S–4XL and 62 color options — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean